I'm not an investment manager, I don't work for the Midland Bank, and I'm not a Member of the Coal Authority.
I not the drummer for Visionary Underground or a well-liked driver from Riverhead, and I did not run a Mathematical Academy in the Lake District "which in the 1820s was compared to Oxford and Cambridge for the study of mathematics".
As a result, Tom Slee's Academy Ale is not named after me. Neither is Thomas Slee Drive, I'm sad to say, even though it is only a few miles away.
